Blue | Female | ♏ | Single
0.=.0< wuddup, my name is Tessa but I prefer Blue and sometimes when the door gets caught on the floor mat i squeeze through the tiny door hole anyway which probably says a lot about me as a person. im a wolfdragon. warning: i am huge furry trash
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coffeecakecafe:

So here’re the pages from my latest minicomic! I had a lot of fun with these.

Ahhh, puns.

theroguefeminist:

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

misogynists: comparing women’s bodies to property since 1000 BC. so edgy.

*bag of sour cream and onion potato chips stuck to the ceiling*

seapup:

now THATS an aesthetic

avialum:

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person
stupidsabrina asked: SABRINA

not gonna lie i was really confused for a minute before i remembered i reblogged that thing.

up until recently i lived in a bright hot pink house. yes, it was the base color. (we just refinished it and now it’s a boring gray)

last relationship ended because my exmate just wasn’t feelin it anymore i guess. no hard feelings either way though shes a super rad friendo. owo

THERE ARE SO MANY BANDS I LIKE but The Killers every time man. Cage the Elephant also rly hella

Halo by CtE annnnnnd also one i cant remember off the top of my head

no tattoos or piercings, but im soooo getting a dragon when i get the money and figure out where im even gonna have it

irl? CRAFT SUPPLY STORES AND BOOK STORES because they smell nice. i also shop online a lot bc im a lazy bum

already answered and cant be re-answered bc ive only had one relationship. unless you count chicken wings but i will never break up with chicken wings. love dis chicken wings

Anonymous asked: I love all ur characters vWWWWv

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathankyouaaaaaa

Important things to consider with your OCs:

thesapphirerose:

  • How they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door
  • Their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a Starbucks drink
  • What kind of vines they would make
  • Their reaction to your favourite character
  • How they would play The Sims
  • What their finishing move would be
spell your name in my ask

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying

paralacking:

no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO